Strange News en Florida Community Asks Mermaid To Swim Elsewhere Jenna Conti just wants to swim.<p>In her custom-made mermaid costume.<p>At the Fishhawk Ranch community pools in Tampa, Fla.<p>But rules are rules, the local development district board says. And the rules say no swim fins in the pools.<p>So Conti, or Eden Sirene as she's known when she swims, has been left high and dry.<p>She "just wanted to really show some magic here in Fishhawk," <a href="" target="_blank">Conti says</a>.<p>Still, her dream lives on. Thu, 18 Jul 2013 20:27:00 +0000 Mark Memmott 47257 at Florida Community Asks Mermaid To Swim Elsewhere Short Bar Asks Tall Customer To Stay Away During Busy Hours Transcript <p>DAVID GREENE, HOST: <p>Good morning, I'm David Greene. I think having a tall one at the bar is a good thing. But a bar owner in Britain disagreed. The owner of the Nutshell Pub asked a customer named Adam Thurkette if he'd mind staying away during busy hours. Adam is 6 foot 7. And the Nutshell is reportedly Britain's smallest pub, 15 feet by 7 feet. The owner says Adam just takes up too much room.<p>Adam wasn't even offended. He admitted his height is better suited to his work as a tree expert than as a customer in crowded bars.<p>It's MORNING EDITION. Wed, 03 Jul 2013 11:20:00 +0000 46613 at He's An Impostor, The Navy Says About Cap'n Crunch We don't know how, but we missed a major scandal brewing in the Navy for decades. It's important, so even if we're a little late to the story we still wanted to point it out: Cap'n Crunch is an impostor.<p>The Cap'n <a href="">was unmasked on June 14 by a food blogger</a>, who noticed the uniform he wears on cereal boxes had the stripes of a commander, not a captain. Thu, 20 Jun 2013 16:01:00 +0000 46083 at He's An Impostor, The Navy Says About Cap'n Crunch Scottish Couple Welcomes Third Set Of Twins Karen and Colin Rodger already had two sets of boys. When Mom got pregnant this time, the thought of more twins crossed her mind, but a doctor said the odds were 500,000 to 1. Now she's given birth to twin girls, and the family tells the Daily Mirror it's shopping for a van. Mon, 03 Jun 2013 14:20:00 +0000 45230 at Movie In The Works For 'Grumpy Cat' Transcript <p>RENEE MONTAGNE, HOST: <p>Good morning, I'm Renee Montagne.<p>Last year, a snapshot of a frowning feline went viral, emblazoned with captions like, "Of all the 9 lives I've lived, this is the worst." Within months, "Grumpy Cat" - that's her nom de plume -had a book deal. Now, the feline face that launched a thousand memes has a movie in the works.<p>So how does a cat make it into the pictures? Turns out she has a great agent - the same one who represents another online star, "Keyboard Cat."<p>It's MORNING EDITION. Transcript provided by NPR, Copyright NPR.<p> Fri, 31 May 2013 12:34:00 +0000 45111 at